Mama talk

Scene: I have just given you your evening bath. You are laying across my bed as I rub Baby Magic on you and your father watches.

Mama: Sophie! What's wrong?  Why are you crying? What you just had some people would pay good money for! A warm bath, a shampoozle, a pee-bird wash, and now lotions...

Papa: Wait. Did you say "shampoozle"?

Mama: Yes.

Papa: Nice. And "pee-bird wash"?