Dear Frijole,
Your father and I had a conversation today that I want you to know about. We'll talk about this again many years down the road if you should ever decide to have a child. Mentioning injury and pain to the penis is the key, I think.
Ivan: You don't have to worry. I will be at the hospital with you as long as it takes. And I'll count for you and help you breathe and everything.
Amie: I don't know anything about all that. I'll learn when I take my class.
I: Class?
A: Yeah. A childbirth class.
I: (scoffs) You don't need a class. You have hundreds of generations of women's instincts to rely on.
A: If you had a person immimently being pushed out of your penis and you wanted to know more about it, you'd get more information. Talk to me then.
I: Well-played, well-played.
Love,
Mama
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